Total Medals Earned: 837 (From 155 different games.) Total Medal Score: 16,085 Points
Medals Earned: 6/6 (100/100 points)
Defeat Hansel's first form (both arms)
Defeat Hansel's tentacled form
Defeat Hansel's U.F.O. form.
Defeat Hansel's brain.
Fall into the lava (alternate ending)
Grab Tankman's hand and helicopter away to safety.
Medals Earned: 7/7 (260/260 points)
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 4/11 (185/370 points)
You probably poke dead animals with sticks, too.
When winning just isn't enough...
Make a big explosion!
A new lap record!
Medals Earned: 2/7 (15/300 points)
Recover some strength
Get your legs back
Become a full human
Grow small wings
Become the beast
Complete the game in 15 minutes or less
Restore the fountain's flow
Medals Earned: 1/8 (25/210 points)
Drive a tank in post WWII Italy for the US Army.
Get a delightful history lesson.
Become Fireworks Commissioner of New York City.
Edit an early Philip Roth story for The Paris Review.
Get beaten up badly in a sparring match with Sugar Ray Robinson.
Save the galaxy.
Medals Earned: 7/23 (45/540 points)
Defeat BigFuzzyKitten.
View the game walkthrough.
Hit your first enemy.
Press the jump button to take flight!.
Defeat Psycho-Goldfish.
Toggle Halloween Mode on or off.
Defeat Mindchamber.
Get 80% or more on P-bot's cleanup mini-game.
Defeat Stamper & Jeff.
Best Friends Forever! Beat the game with both Tom and Dan.
Beat the game in Halloween Mode.
View every game-over ending (1 for each wave).
Eat 5 brains in one game.
Beat the game without using bombs.
Send the game's final boss back to the abyss.
Defeat the Kitty Krew without taking any damage.
Beat the game without eating any guts.
Beat the game at least once with all 6 characters.
Medals Earned: 3/26 (15/500 points)
Learn 1 cover!
Play a good concert at the garage!
Do a 100 notes streak!
Collect 10 stage items!
Play a perfect song during a concert!
Play a sold-out concert at the concert hall!
Learn 5 covers!
Play a sold-out concert at the bar!
Collect 25 stage items!
Play a good concert at the bar!
Play 2 perfect songs during a concert!
Play a sold-out concert at the garage!
Play a good concert at the theater!
Play a good concert at the concert hall!
Do a 250 notes streak!
Play a sold-out concert at the theater!
Learn 15 covers!
Collect 50 stage items!
Play 3 perfect songs during a concert!
Play a sold-out concert at the stadium!
Play a good concert at the stadium!
Do a 500 notes streak!
Learn 30 covers!
Collect 100 stage items!
Play a good concert at the park!
Play a sold-out concert at the park!
Medals Earned: 3/7 (25/205 points)
Find and reclaim the big graveyard
Lose the game
Win the game on any difficulty
Kill 100 zombies
Find all five endings (cumulative)
Kill 100,000 zombies (cumulative)
Win the game on Impossible difficulty
Medals Earned: 5/5 (155/155 points)
Read through the entire manual.
Get more than 50 customers in one day.
Play for 50 (in-game) days
Buy all four properties.
Get a daily net result higher than $500.
Medals Earned: 3/13 (30/490 points)
Watch the introduction cinematic.
Defeat 5 enemies.
Collect 1 sound track.
Collect 1 concept art.
Collect all concept art.
Complete half of the game.
Defeat 30 enemies.
Collect all sound tracks.
Watch all cinematics.
Complete the game.
Defeat 80 enemies.
Collect all Red Orbs.
Complete the game without dying.